THE KRAK MANIFESTO
THE KRAKTANGLE BANG ERA
The cenobite-grafting of certain ultra-galaxian ZNA brought forth
the presence of enTITTies in hindquarters that would not normally
be found on this level of existence -even with drastic shifts in the
ATOMmosphere's chemistry. Under normal konditions, these KRAKS in
surface fill in themselves from internal pressure, BUT kleavage burrows
have made it so they peak from hidden kanyons and rise further than
regular expectations. There is great danger, especially if these KRAX
kollide within 3.74 quadzillion karcepts of an inhibited planet. in
layman's terms, if the KRAKS bump, you best head for the hills (which
have eyes)
Dokumentation of the tales of Killakrakamonjaro go far beyond prehistorik
drawings on kave walls. The earliest rekord of kontakt wtih extra-krakestrial
essence kan be seen from the 1st pyramids in Nubia, to the rocks of
Stonehenge (before the dawn of history). Only during those times,
was there a kode to keep KRAK hidden from view by keeping the naughty
bits out of SPACEVISION. Ask why the titans of easter island are buried
up to their waist in the earth - there was a certain degree of dekorum
then.
THE NEW GANGSTER KRAKTRONIK ERA THE KRAKATORIUM- KRAKOVIA, EASTERN
EUROPE
( (This small republik is one of the last remnants of the Kommunist
Krak Blok from the Skold War. At the fall of the Kast Iron Kurtain,
these kountries were in deep dire straits bekause they now had to
adapt to the ways of the outside world that allowed KRAK to advance
freely. With no government kontrol, the normally sekretive underworld
of KRAK underwent a period of publik acceptance. To kontrol the KRAKANARKY
running the streets, Krakovian citizens kreated the KRAKGALAKTIK MAFIA.
The first central headquarters was the KRAKATORIUM, erekted in Lastkrakasdad,
krak kapitol of krakovia.) )
As demand for KRAK increased among eastern european women, High Fashion
was quik to answer with specially-designed SUPER-LOW slung denim products-
not kreated to kontain the normal EXtra-Krakestrial dimensions. As
paragons of Krakivity, girls who were once selling dirt for 2 Krak
Kopecks, were now being paid outrageous amounts, injecting fake
fat into their flat rumps, and slanging the questionable morals: EXPOSED
KRAKTRONIKA With the New Krak Strain mutating and running wild, "THEY
LIVE" sunglasses aren't needed to witness krazy Krak in your
lokal malls, transit stations, and skools for fools.
The K.W.O : THE KRAK WORLD ORDER
In the West, a "DROOPY DRAWERS LAW" targeting young maggot
Krakoneers was pushed forward in Virgina, and Louisiana, but was quickly
intercepted and deaded. The K.W.O- (The KRAK WORLD ORDER) : the bureaukraktik
governmental answer to the KraKgalaktik Mafia, origianlly intended
to neutralize the Krak impact by sublimating Anti-Krak messages to
the publik thru Android POP-KULTURE-VULTURES. But realizing they kould
profit from both loose morals and waistlines, the politikal agenda
bekame perverted, as did the kontributions of their mass media icons.
*( ( The main perpetrator has been none other than George Puke-Iss,
adapter of the ancient legends into the kommercial force: KRAK WARZ.
Along with his partners Steven Steal-burger, Robert Zemkrakis, &
Peter Krakson, they have bastardized eternal tales of peace &
togetherness to leave the masses blind, punch- drunk, and krak-addikted.)
)
The channels CBS (kontrakted-by-satan), Yo! MTV Kraks, and Bamboozled
Entertainment Tel-lie-vision have been at this for years, but is finally
koming to a head now, and those of righteous fiber must battle for
their free konciousnesses so there will be no res-erektion of the
old KRAKERTARIAN fascist regime that has brought so much havok &
mayhem to our dimension. As I now breathe, and fingers move, anyone
else who knows this message must RISE UP, because if we don't, no
one will. WE kan tax these KRAKERS if you kan kount, suckas. WE are
the savior of the next era, the earthkraks kannot seperate us.
VANGLORIOUS.
+=+=Dr. Dao of THE MYSTIC 9 =+=+ |
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